People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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