Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize