She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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