I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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