Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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