last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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