i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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