Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Enjoy the penises
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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