would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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