bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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