I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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