Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I licked your asshole in confidence.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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