is your mom at the bar?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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