We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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