i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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