Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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