so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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