I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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