you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
