Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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