i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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