We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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