First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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