i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
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You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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