I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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