you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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