just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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