I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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