last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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