It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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