Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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