I don't think brook has ever known best
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
bring money and cleavage
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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