The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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