You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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