We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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