Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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