Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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