Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Green mimosas i think yes
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
