Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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