If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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