i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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