i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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