tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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