Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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