It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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