I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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