just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Couch. On fire.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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