Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Randomize
