grandma shit on top of the toilet
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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