Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
50% drunk capacity currently
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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