He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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