D3 body, D1 cock
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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