shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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