Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
be right there i have to get my cape
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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