Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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