sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
its liver damage thursday
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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