All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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