I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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