dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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