Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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