so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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